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Crazy Bitch

Feb 27, 2008
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My dog bit me tonight. Yeah. Crazy bitch. I was petting her and she started to growl. Then BOOM! I totally didn't see that coming but I guess I should have. So I took her down and sat on her growling ass and returned the favor. I did the full tilt dominance thing until she cooled off.

Honey,

I AM GOING TO BE

The Craziest.

And Meanest.

Bitch.

In My House.

Don’t

Even

It doesn’t change the fact that I’m sporting a nice set of toofy marks on my arm.

Grrrrrr